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Study: ‘Brazilian’ bikini waxing contributing to extinction of pubic lice

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The pubic lice may have met a predator it can’t overcome: the Brazilian bikini wax.
As Bloomberg News reported on Sunday, an increased emphasis on pubic maintenance has diminished infestations of the crab-footed bugs.

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Comment by J E Andreasen
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Yep.  Two Fixes. 

1) Shave a path down the middle.  Pour in whiskey and fine sand.  Watch drunk lice kill each other in rock fight. or

2) Shave a path down the middle.  Light adjacent areas on fire.  When lice run into clearing, hit them with a baseball bat.

In the end, why bother with soap, when you can just look like a twelve-year-old? 

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