I was right, sadly. Seriously, people, it's a rock. From space. Believe it or not, there are a lot of rocks in space. Sometimes, this thing called "gravity" pulls them towards Earth. Every now and then, one of those rocks doesn't burn up totally, and instead explodes in low atmosphere, or hits the ground.
IT'S A FREAKING ROCK. I saw the footage, a missile does not look like that. The aftermath of a missile strike is very obviously the aftermath of a missile strike. The aftermath of this is the aftermath of a falling rock exploding in low atmosphere. At that speed, it WILL shatter glass.
Please, stop making the DP look like it's full of idiots and crackpots - let me re-state my position. There are conspiracies. This is not one.