What, you thought a Friday full of mysterious meteorites crashing into Siberia and and gigantic asteroids speeding by Earth wasn't going to end this way? Come on now. Everybody knows the wingnuts and jokesters of the Internet won't let science and government confirmation get in the way of a new Cold War and/or a Michael Bay movie come true. Here are some of the, shall we say, alternative explanations flying around Russian social media concerning that thing that flew over Central Russia early Friday — accompanied by, you know, actual reality.