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We're All Going To Die!


Not just you... not just us... but the whole friggin' human race may soon be on the endangered species list. Boohoo! We're going extinct. So says an article in Newsweek. (More below...)

Okay... so you don't care, right? After all, we all have to go sometime. But think of the poor voters with no one to lie to them... the poor stockbrokers with no suckers to call... the empty bars... the jails left idle and abandoned after their prisoners have paid for their crimes.

It brings a tear to our eye. No illegal aliens to mow our lawns. No lobbyists to stab us in the back. And no one to watch reality shows. Reality will no longer exist!

Just when everything was going so well, too.

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