Good morning everyone. I’d normally begin with our unit motto, but after
two and a half years of starting every meeting and discussion with it, I
just don’t think I can stomach it anymore. So I’ll say good morning
like a normal human being.
I should probably thank my battalion commander for the opportunity to
command this company over the last few years, in both combat and
garrison, but I think I’d rather go out into the parking lot and key his
car for saddling me with the greatest collection of idiots,
malingerers, and criminals that have ever walked the face of this earth.
You’ll notice my wife and daughters aren’t here sitting in the
audience today. That’s because Sheila left me six months ago when I had
to skip our 10th anniversary trip to Jamaica so I could come in on a
Sunday for unit PT, since one of you dipshits decided to go out and get
his third DUI.
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