Thankful? Give me a break!
However, when you think about it for a moment, we do indeed have much to be grateful for this year, and I have to say that most of the glad tidings – to get in the holiday spirit here! – come to us by way of one person: Edward Snowden.
He is our Santa Claus, whose sleigh was weighed down by so many classified documents that he had to dump them off to a group of journalists before evading the Anti-Santa (that would be Obama) and landing in Russia (which, I hear, is near the North Pole). And oh what presents he brought us!