Swedish developers Wille Dahlbo and Linus Unnebäck created Deseat.me, which offers a way to wipe your entire existence off the internet in a few clicks.
When logging into the website with a Google account it scans for apps and services you've created an account for, and creates a list of them with easy delete links.
Every account it finds gets paired with an easy delete link pointing to the unsubscribe page for that service. Within in a few clicks you're freed from it, and depending on how long you need to work through the entire list, you can be account-less within the hour.
If you're getting tired of social media and internet-induced stress in general, it's the quickest way to get back to a state of tranquility — and to be honest, that doesn't sound like a bad idea.