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That was fast! Wells Fargo already ran out of money for small businesses

• Sovereign Man - Simon Black

I think one of the funniest movies of the 1980s was Brewster's Millions.

In the movie, Richard Pryor plays Monty Brewster, a minor league baseball player who finds out that he is in line to inherit a vast $300 million fortune.

In order to inherit the money, though, Brewster must spend $30 million over the next 30 days… and if he fails to do so, he forfeits the entire inheritance.

Part of the terms of his inheritance were that Brewster couldn't buy assets. He couldn't just acquire a bunch of real estate or expensive paintings. He had to spend the money, not invest it.

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$30 million is a ton of money, especially in 1985 when Brewster's Millions was released. And the movie is a hilarious account of how difficult it was for Richard Pryor's character to spend so much money so quickly.

Amazingly enough, the US federal government is starting to realize this too.

Ten days ago they passed the Coronavirus Aid, Relief, and Economic Security ("CARES") Act with the aim of putting cash in people's pockets.

As I wrote to you a week ago, the law includes more than $300 billion in emergency funding for small businesses. It's specifically aimed at helping entrepreneurs retain and pay their employees.

A week and a half later, the government seems to have realized just how difficult it is to give away $300 billion to tens of millions of businesses.

Sure, the Defense Department blows hundreds of billions of dollars all the time.  They make it look easy. But they're acquiring really expensive stuff– bombs, aircraft carriers, fighter jets, etc.

But similar to Brewster's Millions, the Small Business Administration isn't buying anything. They have to spend the money, sprinkling hundreds of billions of dollars across the economy as quickly as possible.

And to make matters even more difficult, they're spending it in very small chunks as low as $10,000 each.

So the government and the banks are scrambling right now trying to figure out how to get this money into the economy, and fast.

Meanwhile, demand is incredibly high from small business owners who are looking to get a piece of that $300 billion.

Some bank websites have crashed. Others simply put a page up saying "We're sorry, we're unable to process your request."

Wells Fargo (of course it had to be Wells Fargo…) announced yesterday on Twitter that they had already "reached lending capacity" for small businesses under this program, and they subsequently took down the application form.

Then the Federal Reserve reacted by announcing a new facility to 'buy' small business loans from the banks, which gives banks like Wells Fargo more ammunition to keep lending.

The problem, of course, is that a good chunk of these loans will never be repaid. Ever.