The University had written a section called "Covid-19 Considerations" on its University Health Center website several days ago, but the document was pulled down after the university was subjected to ridicule for its content, which actually suggested "wearing a face mask during sex.
"Heavy breathing and panting can further the spread of the virus and wearing a mask can reduce the risk," the entry on the site had said.
The site had also suggested practicing "solo sex", which we're guessing is now the gender-neutral politically-correct-approved non-binary non-triggering term for what used to be called masturbating. "You are your safest sex partner," the site said.
The site offered up other confidence inspiring notes like "Wash your hands for 20 seconds before and after sexual activity" and "We do not know if Covid-19 can be spread through vaginal or anal sex."
Happy to see that tuition money going to good use...