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IPFS News Link • Voting and Elections

Publisher Emeritus of Onion Magazine Editorializes on Election Ritual: Worse than Waterboarding?

• T. Herman Zweibel
"Does the grist choose the mill, the rabbit the hawk, the innocent 12-year-old Atlantic City orphan girl the lusty mob of beefy, drunk, vacationing coal-oil sales-men? They do not, and neither do the Citizens choose their Leaders."