Here we go again. Another odious gun control bill. This one is aimed at restricting guns, forcing people to get a mandatory gun license that requires licensees that move to register a current address within a prescribed period of time or face a penalty, creates a tracking database for licensees, makes it a crime to allow someone under 18 years of age to have access to your firearm, and on and on. Oh yeah, and if you do not keep your license current and pay the required fees, you cannot own a firearm, and if you lose your firearm or it is stolen, you have 72 hours to report it.
Maybe they should regulate spoons too. After all, since our country has an obesity problem, it must be the spoons’ fault. Let’s license them. Anyone in possession of a spoon must keep it out of reach of anyone who is 20 or more pounds overweight, or face a fine or possibly 2 years in prison.