I have developed a corollary based on my personal observations. It's a simple equation to determine how much security is needed for a particular person.
Sreq = AC + C where:
Sreq = the security required
C = the level of celebrity involved
A = the level of asshattery attributable to the celebrity
As you can see, security requirements increase with both the celebrity and asshattery of the celebrity.
There's a lot of security in Pittsburgh right now, and not much celebrity. Make of that what you will.
And now, for your viewing pleasure, the dumpster torpedo: