Found  Zero

More About: Gun Rights

Liberal progressives predict mass deaths. Not because of Mexican Gulf oil but because we have guns.

We have had unprecedented gun sales for 2 years, we've heard the anecdotes about gun sellers running out of BATF forms, CCW permit applications off the charts. There are some 200 MILLION guns in the USA (not counting older firearms for which the transfer process---and mere existence of these firearms---is undocumented, belonging to an estimated 90 MILLION gun owners.

If guns truly caused violence, this means that every gun would only have to kill about 3.3 people to achieve TOTAL DEPOPULATION OF THE USA. However, the left is quick to point out their alternative theory: it's not just the guns, it's wild-wild-West rednecks like us with guns, so each gun and each redneck, between them, only have to figure out how to kill about 1.6% of a human apiece to achieve total depopulation of the USA.
 
Many hands make short work?
 
I'm wondering when this will start. With a 2 year lag period here, we should see all those guns and all those rednecks in action. Gun related deaths, with gun sales off the charts, should be off the charts too.
 
The hate-speech of liberals if off the charts now. Especially now that the world sees how much violence and destruction they can cause (oh Canada!), they are obviously doing their peaceful, unarmed part to promote non-violence as they dance on top of burning cop cars. But hey, $80M spent securing Canada from their ill-effects hasn't seemed to save one business from vandalism. Liberals don't need guns. Remember, this is DEMOCRACY IN ACTION. Majority rules. No place for guns in society if unarmed activists are throwing Molatov cocktails and hurling large, heavy objects. After all, a single gun in the hands of a responsible business owner might have SERIOUSLY INJURED the activists who sought to burn his business down. Can't have it.
 
Now remember, the simple DISPLAY of a firearm at an Obama rally is threatening, fascistic and just plain wrong. Destroying private property and placing all of your fellow citizens in the path of  inconvenience and violence is totally the way to go.
 
One day the liberals will set up their own firearms factory. I'd recommend strongly against buying one, but in that day, it will be a liberal gun with liberal bullets that only kill us evil conservatives.

And do remember in that day that liberals aren't, unlike the fascist, racist, homophobic, misogynistic conservatives, related to any political party, they aren't tied to systemic violence, they aren't anything but good, peaceful people. And when they set things on fire, remember it's good, peaceful, liberal fire. It's good, liberal broken glass. It's good, liberal hate.
 
And this is what's going to save the world from us violent extremeists.

10 Comments in Response to

Comment by Budda Roll
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  I am still trying to figure out how exactly you can kill .3 or .6 of a person. Hey Oyate, did you ever find our abandoned mall?

Comment by Dracula Tepish
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not a liberal not a conservative  here but one thing i am a constitutionalist as for the facist come and get free of charge if you dare step into my world and take what is not theirs suffer the conseguences obama you and your freakazoid better wake up we dont take shit very easily keep it up you will  reap what you have sown and that is hell and baby is will take you there as MICHAEL THE ARCH ANGEL and chain you to the bottom of the fiery lake got that faggot boy moron cockroach we are here in our fathers eyes to watch and take down the evil you promote fkr

Comment by Ed Vallejo
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EXACTLY - That is what our Wondrous Editors-in-Chieftains Hancock & Gammill do - they determine if it is worthy to be on the Front Page of the Global Edition or not, and believe me, not EVERYTHING either written or submitted makes it.

They even susbtituted a picture I used with one of their own choosing one time!  Heh heh.

If it bothers you that bad, I will gladly proofread anything you send me.

Besides, Bat-Shit Crazy SELLS BIG TIME.  You could become more famous than you already are... 

Comment by Found Zero
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That would be OK with me but what I'm trying to say in the sub-text is I NEED EDITORIAL REVIEW. Sometimes the stuff I say is not making the grade of other authors. I'm an experimental author. Somebody has to be there to say "oh here he goes again, this is not front-page material"

Comment by Ed Vallejo
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Like I PLAN what I write!?!

R  O  T  F  L  M  F'ing  A  O  !  !  !

Nice dodge, but you still need your own gig.

NEXT... 

Comment by Found Zero
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My own edition? Meh. My results are still....inconsistent. Over the past year I've come a lot closer to writing stuff that people actually enjoy reading but I still produce some clunkers. At some point I'll actually have to start editing what I write but for now it's all experimental, all right off the top of my head.

Comment by Ed Vallejo
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Bro, way past time for to have your own 'Special Edition' here at Freedom's Phoenix - that way this could be a 'Feature Article' instead of an 'opinion piece'!

I know - you were waiting for the right name, well now you have it:

Tribe of Oyate Edition

It's you.

Ed 

Comment by Die Daily
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It won't come to that, Oyote, Liberal Humanists get other people to do all of their live-firing and then lament at length about how terribly upsetting and tragic it all was. And then they get some $200/hr counselling about their terribly upsetting and tragic childhood. It's a huge industry. In fact, it's kinda upsetting and tragic, when I think about it.

Comment by Found Zero
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Die Daily, if your suggestion is that no liberal humanist should be allowed to be armed, I totally agree. Our SCOTUS, it seems, has laid this grand vision down.

If your mom opens up live fire, I will have no choice but to retalliate. ;)

Comment by Die Daily
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Kinda weird how the Liberals would like to stuff you in an oven and crack up the gas, isn't it? Well, if you ever meet my dear Liberal Humanist mother, it won't seem so weird at all after...she'd fry your sorry ass if there were enough academics behind it...


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