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Canadian Astronaut Humanely Euthanized After Suffering Light Bruise During Takeoff

04-06-2026 • https://babylonbee.com, BabylonBee.com

In accordance with Canadian law, the crew of NASA's Artemis II mission successfully euthanized Canadian astronaut Jeremy Hansen after discovering he'd suffered a light bruise during takeoff.

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