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SCOTUS Rules Invading Xenomorphs Who Hatch On Earth Are Officially Citizens Of Earth

07-01-2026 • https://babylonbee.com, BabylonBee.com

In yet another surprising decision that divided public opinion, the United States Supreme Court ruled that invading Xenomorphs who hatch on Earth are officially citizens of Earth.

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