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Uncle Jay Explains the News...

Uncle Jay Explains the News...

By: Special K

Uncle Jay thinks it’s really important for today’s news to be understood by today’s innocent, ignorant and immature minds.

Also children.

Uncle Jay is Jay Gilbert, a long-time Cincinnati radio personality, and winner of the 2000 “Personality of the Year” Marconi Award.  That’s kind of like the radio industry’s Oscars, but without the stupid dance segments.

He created “Uncle Jay Explains the News” in the mid-90′s for an early-morning TV news show, and even won an Emmy.  Today, he carries on Uncle Jay’s mission via the internet.  Somebody like Jon Stewart or Katie Couric will certainly call eventually; Uncle Jay can’t wait to become a famous obnoxious diva.

Tell your friends about Uncle Jay so you can all figure out what’s going on, because grownups … maybe you noticed … haven’t.
 
Uncle Jay Explains: Feb. 21, 2011-
The Mideast explodes, Wisconsin implodes, and Mother Nature reloads. And we wonder which will shut down first: the NFL or the USA? Uncle Jay explains!




Uncle Jay Explains: Mar. 7, 2011 - 
Only in the news could the loss of your job and your kids be called "winning." Or that the people overthrowing your country all "love" you. Or that shutting down the government is "an adult conversation." Uncle Jay explains!:



Uncle Jay Explains: Apr. 11, 2011 -
Libya is the government shutdown everybody wants but can't pull off. America's shutdown has been saved until April 15th, everybody's favorite government date!
Uncle Jay explains everything:




Uncle Jay Explains: Apr. 18, 2011-
Happy Tax Day, and Happy Passover! May the total pages of your tax return be thinner than matzah. May your sleep be as serene as an air traffic controller. May the color of your toenails fit your gender. Uncle Jay explains!:




Uncle Jay Explains: July 4, 2011 - 
In honor of Congress skipping their July 4th recess for the good of America, Uncle Jay will press on with his own recess. So here's that famous "Congress Recess" episode from July 4th of 2007 even though parts of it aren't true anymore, just like Congress!:




Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 27, 2011 -
As Uncle Jay prepares his 2011 Singing Year in Review for inclusion on the 2011 DVD collection, here's a taste of what else is on this year's compilation. Yes, there are fewer episodes this year; just think of it as Uncle Jay's NBA tribute:
 
 
Uncle Jay Explains: Dec. 4, 2011 -
 Here's even more stuff from the episodes of 2011, stuff that'll be on this year's DVD. Uncle Jay has been so busy preparing the SINGING YEAR IN REVIEW that he's missed all the news! Is Herman Cain still running strong? How's Penn State's football season going? Uncle Jay will catch up soon!:
 
 
 
 
Uncle Jay's website is UncleJayExplains.Com


 
 

 
 


 
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