Less than two weeks before the 14th anniversary of 9/11, General Petraeus announced that the US should forge an alliance with al-Qaeda to fight ISIS.

A US alliance with al-Qaeda?

Well, why not? Al-Qaeda had nothing to do with 9/11.

Better idea: Let's forge an alliance with al-Qaeda to fight the neoconservatives – the folks who actually pulled off the murderous 9/11 deception.

But seriously, folks, Gen. Petraeus must be really, REALLY scared of ISIS if he thinks the only way to beat them is to make friends with al-Qaeda.

Maybe we should bring Bin Laden back from his alleged watery grave and have him magically cause ISIS's buildings to explode into powder through the path of most resistance at free-fall acceleration?

Wait a minute…ISIS doesn't have any tall buildings.