Donald Trump and UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer walked into a press event… and Trump immediately turned it into a one-man TED Talk about Vladimir Putin. While Starmer looked like he was waiting for the fire alarm to go off, Trump ranted about how he's "always gotten along with President Putin," tossed in a Nord Stream history rewrite, and gave everyone a free geography lesson on Russia's nine time zones. What you'll see in this diplomatic improv show:

Trump claiming he was "tough on Putin"—but also… not really.

Russia described like a failed business startup: "Russia could be so rich!"

A weird shout-out to rare earth minerals, like he's auditioning for the Discovery Channel.

Keir Starmer trying not to look like he's regretting his life choices.