Dear Sue,

I'm am very happy to hear you and your family are sinking what is left of your credibility and wealth into one last political campaign. I always say, if you're going to go out, go out in a flaming ball of unpredictable insanity.

I am surprised your campaign thought of me when seeking campaign donations. Personally, I would have bounced the mail merge against the camera footage from the 2008 Nevada Republican Convention and deleted the names and addresses of people sitting directly in front of you when you gave the order to shut down the convention while vote tabulation was in process.

Of course, I also wouldn't have given the order to shut down the convention while vote tabulation was in process.

Sue, I do appreciate hearing from you and sincerely wish you as much well in life as I wish for myself. You have been a productive member of society in the past and, I believe, can resume some measure of production in the future.

To further that end, I offer you the greatest donation I can: advice. Get a job.

Sincerely,
Brock Lorber