I've decided that I'm not going to drink water any more. Once a week, I'll go to the hospital and get an IV for dehydration. After a few weeks, they'll be all "Hey, you should prolly, like, drink water sometimes." And I'll be all "Whatever! I don't need to! You drink my water, jerk!"

 Now that got my Obama insurance where do I go to get my Obama money, I know he has it in his stash? I need to get me some "Sit on my ass" pants and a "I don't have to work" shirt to go hang out with my friends. I'm looking good !

woo whoo!!! free stuff for everyone :) ...just keep printing!