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• Wendy McElroy

(Man approaches WalMart cashier.) "Hello, I'd like to buy these blue jeans please." "Certainly, sir. Do you live in this county?" "Huh? No, I'm from Smithville, the next county over." "I'm sorry, sir. We can't sell you these." "What? Why no

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