Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
May 20, 2012 Edition
05-18-2012 John Semmens
Obama Gains Key Reelection Endorsements
The Communist Party of the United States announced it is supporting Barack Obama's reelection bid. “It used to be that we had to run our own candidates for public office,” recounted Sam Webb, chairman of the
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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
May 13, 2012
05-11-2012 John Semmens
President Admits He Sometimes Forgets the Magnitude of the Recession
President Obama asked voters to forgive him if he sometimes fails to feel their pain over lost employment, foreclosed homes, and mounting personal debt.
“I've led kind of a sh
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News NASA Announces Plans To Put Man On Bus To Cleveland
05-06-2012
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The Onion
Hailing the dawn of a new era in long-distance highway travel, NASA officials unveiled the agency’s ambitious plans to put a man on a bus to Cleveland, OH by early 2013. The complex and dangerous 3-day mission, dubbed “Chariot I,” is expected to pass
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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
May 6, 2012 Edition
05-04-2012 John Semmens
Obama Autobiography Revealed to Be Mostly Fictitious
President Obama's putative autobiography—Dreams from My Father—is apparently mostly “made up stuff.” Nonexistent characters and imaginary events comprise the bulk of the content. The only verifi
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News Mel Gibson Laughs Off Taped Rant: I’ve Got A ‘Bit Of A Temper’
04-29-2012
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http://www.accesshollywood.com, by NBC Universal
Mel Gibson has spoken out about the obscenity-laced rant secretly taped (and later released) by writer Joe Eszterhas.
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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
April 29, 2012 Edition
04-27-2012 John Semmens
EPA Official Regrets Remarks
Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) Region 6 administrator Al Armendariz apologized for boasting that the Obama Administration's approach toward environmental enemies was to “crucify them.” Armendariz attributed his
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