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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, July 27, 2014 Edition
07-25-2014 John Semmens
"Despicable" Anti-Clinton Books Should Be Banned
Outraged by the surging popularity of anti-Clinton books overtaking sales of Hillary Clinton's State Department memoir, Clinton spokesman Nick Merrill offered his opinion that "in a just world such
News Funny Video: The First Teachers' Union & Pledge of Allegiance
07-24-2014
Daily Paul.com
Watch this all the way through, the pledge at the end is priceless:
News Chinese dad tries to show kids how to detonate a methane-filled sewer,...and it's on video
07-23-2014
YouTube
Remember kids, when trying to detonate the methane in the sewer for fun,...use a loooooooong fuze.
Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, July 20, 2014 Edition
07-20-2014 John Semmens
Roberts Says Wolf "too Inexperienced for Debate"
Senator Pat Roberts (R-Kan) continued his refusal to debate challenger Dr. Milton Wolf prior to the upcoming August 5 primary election date on the grounds that "Wolf is not qualified to hold such a
News Honest Campaign Commercials: This is what they'd look like
07-17-2014
YouTube
Enjoy "Honest Movie Trailers"? You'll love "Honest Campaign Ads".
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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, July 13, 2014 Edition
07-11-2014 John Semmens
Administration Requests Budget Increase for Immigrant Bedding
Asserting that "it would be inhumane for us to force these innocent immigrant children to sleep on substandard beds," Health and Human Services Secretary Sylvia Burwell has requested an
News 100 ways to attack the groin
07-11-2014
Enter The Dojo (Youtube)
Cuz you needs to know,....
Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, July 6, 2014 Edition
07-04-2014 John Semmens
Hobby Lobby Wage Boost Rankles Democrats
With the liability of being forced to finance employees' abortions taken off its back by the recent Supreme Court voiding of the Obamacare mandate, Hobby Lobby announced it is raising the minimum wage of it
News In Honor of First Amendment: 5 Americans in Blatant Acts of Free Speech
07-04-2014
mediaite.com
Happy Independence Day! While you grill meats, listen to rock 'n' roll, and celebrate our nation's independence from the bloody Brits, take some time to reflect upon the rights you likely take for granted.
News Celebrate the American Right to Be Dumb with These Crazy Fireworks Fails
07-04-2014
mediaite.com
"Celebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it," a wise man once advised. What more American way to do so than by botching the job completely?
News School drops Cougars as team name because it might offend women
06-30-2014
blog.syracuse.com
Corner Canyon High School hasn't even opened yet, and it's already facing controversy.
Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, June 29, 2014 Edition
06-27-2014 John Semmens
President Tries to Fend Off Evidence of Incompetence
With a cascade of scandals dominating the news, a desperate President Obama pleaded with voters to "not give up hope. The mistakes of a tiny minority can easily overwhelm the good work of the ma
News If the American Revolution had failed,....
06-25-2014
Youtube
Well,...that's one way of looking at it.
News Police confiscate weapons from 'Pastafarian'
06-23-2014
metro.co.uk
An Australian man says police confiscated four of his guns because he posed for his firearm licence photo with a colander on his head.
News Pentagon Scraps 'Lightsaber' Weapons Program After Gross Misconduct, Numerous Injuries
06-23-2014
Duffel Blog
Said Pentagon spokesman George Little, "Apparently, when you give soldiers a weapon they've dreamed about their entire lives, their intelligence drops to the level of a retarded monkey."
Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, June 22, 2014 Edition
06-20-2014 John Semmens
IRS Head Says Special Prosecutor Would Be Waste of Money
Citing a lengthy list of suspicious coincidencesincluding the most recent loss of critical evidence due to a narrowly focused crash of the computers used by individuals involved in the disc
News Stephen Hawking: AI could be a 'real danger'
06-17-2014
cnet.com
In a hilarious appearance on John Oliver's HBO show, the famous physicist muses that robots could "outsmart us."
News John Oliver challenges FCC head Tom Wheeler to prove he's not a 'f*cking baby-eating dingo**
06-16-2014
Rawstory
ON HBO's Last Week Tonight, host John Oliver stepped up his battle with the Federal Communications Commission over net neutrality, challenging FCC head Tom Wheeler to prove that he is not a dingo.
Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, June 15, 2014 Edition
06-13-2014 John Semmens
Cochran Gears Up for Final Campaign Push
Surprised that he is facing a run-off against State Senator Chris McDaniel to represent Mississippi in the US Senate, sitting Senator Thad Cochran (R) made an odd bid to corner the bestiality and animal cru
News Welcome to Louisiana
06-10-2014
Daily Paul.com
Welcome to Louisiana
Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, June 8, 2014 Edition
06-06-2014 John Semmens
President Calls Return of Bergdahl a "Mission of Mercy"
President Obama continued to insist that Sgt Bergdahl's health was a major factor in his decision to negotiate the exchange with the Taliban.
"On the videos I saw he looked sick," the Pres
Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, June 1, 2014 Edition
05-30-2014 John Semmens
President Not Getting Enough Credit for Foreign Policy
State Department spokeswoman Jen Psaki lamented the perception that President Obama's foreign policy has been plagued by incoherence and inconsistency, saying that "President Obama doesn't giv
Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, May 25, 2014 Edition
05-23-2014 John Semmens
Kerry Says Obama Administration Most Transparent and Accountable in History
In a lightly publicized press conference, Secretary of State John Kerry told members of the Mexican media that I believe President Obama will go down in history as the
News Obama Takes Leisurely Stroll During 'Operation American Spring' Protest... I Think...?
05-22-2014
news.Yahoo.com
After searching The OAS website and forum for news (or proof of existence) and YouTube for videos (none verifiable since Sunday), I see this on Yahoo.
Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, May 18, 2014 Edition
05-16-2014 John Semmens
Industry Group Warns Prescription Costs Will Rise under Obamacare
The Pharmaceutical Research and Manufacturers of America (PhRMA) reports that a study comparing out-of-pocket costs under Affordable Care Act health insurance policies will likely e
Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, May 11, 2014 Edition
05-09-2014 John Semmens
Democrat Wants Rewrite of First Amendment
Concerned that political speech has gone far beyond the bounds envisioned by the Founding Fathers, Senator Charles Schumer (D-NY) proposes that we amend the Constitution to correct for unforeseen defici
News Comics that ask "what if?"
05-09-2014
ted.com
Web cartoonist Randall Munroe answers simple what-if questions ("what if you hit a baseball moving at the speed of light?") using math, physics, logic and deadpan humor. In this charming talk, a readers question about Google's data warehouse leads M
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