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SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News

SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: October 2, 2022 Edition

09-30-2022 John Semmens

Dem Says Laxalt Abandoned Rape Victims Sen. Catherine Cortez Masto (D-NV) charged her Republican opponent Adam Laxalt with "abandoning rape victims. Instead of sticking with his Attorney General job, where he was very successful, he decided to p

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SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News

SEMI-NEWS/SEMI-SATIRE: September 25, 2022 Edition

09-24-2022 John Semmens

Dems Mock GOP's "Commitment to America" This week, House Minority leader Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif) unveiled the Republicans' "Commitment to America" platform. The platform focused on inflation, crime, and the southern border. "Pres