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SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, November 23, 2014 Edition Opinion
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, November 23, 2014 Edition
11-21-2014
John Semmens
   President's Usurpation of Legislative Authority Hailed by Democrats President Obama's decision to enact immigration reform legislation that Congress has refused to enact inspired some lavish praise from fellow Democrats. House Minority Leader N
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, November 16, 2014 Edition Opinion
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, November 16, 2014 Edition
11-14-2014
John Semmens
   Democrats Disagree over Executive Order for Amnesty Outgoing Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev) is crosswise with President Obama over the proper sequence of events regarding amnesty for illegal immigrants. "I have implored the Preside
News
Don't Fart in an MRI machine
11-11-2014  •  http://therawfeedlive.com 
"I share this true but pathetic story to commiserate with other tortured souls who relentlessly endure and survive extreme humiliation. We're a group of accident-prone fools who regularly trigger embarrassing situations that would permanently traumat 
Phennommennonn GLP
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, November 9, 2014 Edition Opinion
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, November 9, 2014 Edition
11-07-2014
John Semmens
   President Ready to Use Executive Action for Amnesty Though he did leave open the option of signing an amnesty bill passed by Congress, President Obama vowed to "go it alone if they don't give me what I want."
News
How Much Is That Jurist In The Window?
11-04-2014  •  Simple Justice 
Judges will be elected today. And we will elect them, though we will not select them. Some will be smart. Some will look judgeish, though that's the closest they come to being qualified. Some will stay bought. 
Powell Gammill
News
A Political Ad For Your Friend Who Doesn't Vote
11-04-2014  •  youtube (h/t Lew Rockwell blog) 
Because "it's all like, bullshit dude." [Warning: Inappropriate and Offensive Content!!!!] 
Powell Gammill
News
Don't panic: Watch 'Saving Daylight – the Movie' and set your clocks back tonight
11-02-2014  •  Rawstory 
Daylight saving time ends tonight so the people at Nacho Punch have created a movie trailer documenting the fear, anxiety, and uncertainty that comes with switching back from the "imaginary construct" that allows Americans to enjoy 
Powell Gammill
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, November 2, 2014 Edition Opinion
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, November 2, 2014 Edition
10-31-2014
John Semmens
   Ebola Czar Said to Be "Leading by Example" Since he was appointed as President Obama's "Ebola Czar," Ron Klain has disappeared from sight. Presidential Press Secretary Josh Earnest tried to reassure the media, saying that "I recognize th
Feature Article
John Fund - Pimping the Vote
Melinda Pillsbury-foster
   John Fund makes a good living providing cover for election fraud, not as good a living as he made while still placed at the WSJ as a political operative, but enough.
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, October 26, 2014 Edition Opinion
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, October 26, 2014 Edition
10-24-2014
John Semmens
   Amnesty Needed for "Shared Prosperity" Labor Secretary Thomas Perez reassured the National Press Club that amnesty for illegal immigrants will be forthcoming after the mid-term elections. "Right now, it would be too risky for the Presiden
News
"We Have Everything Under Control"
10-20-2014  •  zerohedge.com 
Phew... what a relief... 
Robert Lee
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, October 19, 2014 Edition Opinion
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, October 19, 2014 Edition
10-18-2014
John Semmens
   Troops Being Deployed to Ebola Zone Get Skimpy Training The US troops President Obama has ordered into West Africa to help in the battle against Ebola are receiving a scant 4 hours of training about the virus. Soldiers who have had the training ha
News
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Civil Forfeiture (HBO)
10-13-2014  •  youtube 
Did you know police can just take your stuff if they suspect it's involved in a crime? They can! It's a shady process called "civil asset forfeiture," and it would make for a weird episode of Law and Order. See? 
Robert Lee
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, October 12, 2014 Edition Opinion
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, October 12, 2014 Edition
10-10-2014
John Semmens
   Former Obama Press Secretary Says GOP Unfairly Exploiting Administration's Failures The incoherence of President Obama's foreign policy and the cascade of domestic policy scandals are being unfairly exploited for political gain according to former
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, October 5, 2014 Edition Opinion
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, October 5, 2014 Edition
10-03-2014
John Semmens
   Obama Nixes Ebola Travel Restrictions Despite numerous urgings, President Obama remains determined not to block entry into the United States by persons who may have been exposed to the deadly Ebola virus. White House Press Secretary Josh Earnes
News
And the government's like, "Just kidding!"
10-01-2014  •  Daily Paul.com 
And the government's like, "Just kidding!" 
Robert Lee
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, September 28, 2014 Edition Opinion
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, September 28, 2014 Edition
09-26-2014
John Semmens
   School Board to Add Masturbation to Kindergarten Curriculum The Las Vegas School Board has drafted a new sex education curriculum that has some parents alarmed. Part of the new curriculum includes teaching kindergartners and pre-schoolers how to m
News
Working for the government
09-22-2014  •  unknown 
I don't know who made this, but I love it. 
Chip Saunders
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, September 21, 2014 Edition Opinion
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, September 21, 2014 Edition
09-19-2014
John Semmens
   Dem Operative Says Obama Planning "October Surprise" Long time Democratic Party operative Bob Beckel says GOP hopes of taking control of both Houses of Congress will be thwarted by an "October surprise." "Republicans who are counting
News
Doug Stanhope - No Refunds
09-15-2014  •  youtube 
Doug Stanhope - No Refunds  
Robert Lee
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, September 14, 2014 Edition Opinion
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, September 14, 2014 Edition
09-12-2014
John Semmens
   Mexican President Calls Perry Border Policy "Unneighborly" Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto castigated Texas Governor Rick Perry's deployment of National Guard troops on the U.S.-Mexican border as "unneighborly. He's like that Clint Eas
News
John Oliver: Student Debt Is Like An STD, 'Will Follow You For The Rest Of Your Life'
09-09-2014  •  Business Insider 
John Oliver spent a good portion of his "Last Week Tonight" show Sunday night examining the growing issue of student debt in America — which he likens to an STD.  
Robert Lee
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, September 7, 2014 Edition Opinion
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, September 7, 2014 Edition
09-05-2014
John Semmens
   Kerry Says ISIS Will Be Destroyed Within Three Years US Secretary of State John Kerry predicted that the Islamic State (also known as ISIS and ISIL) would be destroyed within three years. The means: "massive wrongful death lawsuits."
News
A monkey bullies two tigers! (Funniest Video Ever)
08-28-2014  •  youtube 
Here's a very funny n naughty Monkey who really irritates two tiger cubs. The initial narration is in Hindi. This guy is really enjoying by playing with the tiger cubs! :) 
Powell Gammill
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, August 24, 2014 Edition Opinion
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, August 24, 2014 Edition
08-22-2014
John Semmens
   Congressman Wants to Ban Body Armor Rep. Mike Honda (D-CA) has introduced legislation that would prohibit the sale, use, or possession of body armor by unauthorized persons. "Authorized persons" in Honda's view include government law-enforcement p
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, August 17, 2014 Edition Opinion
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, August 17, 2014 Edition
08-15-2014
John Semmens
   Ferguson Looting Said to Be Fitting Tribute to Michael Brown The emergence of a convenience store security video tape of Michael Brown roughing up the shopkeeper and stealing boxes of cigars was said to vindicate the looting rampage that followed
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, August 10, 2014 Edition Opinion
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, August 10, 2014 Edition
08-08-2014
John Semmens
   Obama Eyes Emancipation Proclamation as Model for Amnesty Executive Order Insiders say that President Obama will use President Lincoln's Emancipation Proclamation as the model for his anticipated Executive Order granting amnesty to millions of ill
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, August 3, 2014 Edition Opinion
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, August 3, 2014 Edition
08-01-2014
John Semmens
   CIA Strikes Penitent Pose With the escape route of deniability closed, CIA Director John Brennan grudgingly apologized to Senate intelligence committee leaders for his Agency's covert perusal of their correspondence.
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, July 27, 2014 Edition Opinion
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, July 27, 2014 Edition
07-25-2014
John Semmens
   "Despicable" Anti-Clinton Books Should Be Banned Outraged by the surging popularity of anti-Clinton books overtaking sales of Hillary Clinton's State Department memoir, Clinton spokesman Nick Merrill offered his opinion that "in a just world such
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