Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, December 8, 2013 Edition
12-06-2013 John Semmens
Pundit in Awe of Obama
MSNBC's Chris Matthews compared his interview with President Obama to Jesus Christ's return from the dead. “He came among us,” Matthews breathlessly exclaimed. “He shook my hand. He sat right next to me. He answered my quest
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News Bohemian Rhapsody: Star Wars Edition (Publisher Recommended)
12-05-2013
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Based on "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen and STAR WARS created by George Lucas. Performed by the Star Wars cosplayers of the Arizona geek community!
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News People Think The Onion's Hilarious 'Stop And Kiss' Video Is Real
12-05-2013
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businessinsider.com
On Tuesday The Onion ran a hilarious video mocking the NYPD’s “Stop and Frisk” policy, with the headline “Bloomberg Defends NYPD’s Controversial Stop And Kiss Program.” In the video, newscasters debate the legality of cops stopping people and kissing
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News Will Ferrell co-anchors North Dakota newscast as Ron Burgundy
12-03-2013
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krmg.com
Television viewers in Bismarck, N.D., were treated to some real class this weekend when none other than the great Ron Burgundy read them the news.
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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, December 1, 2013 Edition
11-29-2013 John Semmens
GOP Health Reform Effort Decried
House Republican efforts to push the American Health Care Reform Act (HR-3121) were denounced by leading Democrats as “unfair” and “unpatriotic.” The bill would fully repeal Obamacare, allow consumers to purchase i
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News Millennials in the Workplace Training Video
11-27-2013
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Planning to hire Millennials in your office? This guide will teach you how to co-exist with this challenging new generation of workers.
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News The Wisdom of a Peasant
11-26-2013
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Daily Paul
While on his quest for the Holy Grail, King Arthur encounters a lowly peasant by the name of Dennis. The conversation that ensues is nothing short of hilarious.
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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, November 24, 2013 Edition
11-22-2013 John Semmens
Senate Minority Leader “Fighting Mad”
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid's (D-Nev) move to eliminate the rule that required a 60 vote majority to end debate has “grievously irked” his GOP counterpart, Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ken).
“Ha
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News French weathergirl stuns viewers with nude report
11-22-2013
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The Telegraph
Model-turned-weathergirl Doria Tillier surprises viewers by following through with her promise to present the weather report in the nude if France qualified for the World Cup.
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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, November 17, 2013 Edition
11-15-2013 John Semmens
President “Fixes” Obamacare
Stirred into action by the threat his signature legislation poses to Democrats' hopes for the November 2014 elections, President Obama agreed to stand behind his false promise that those who liked their health insurance
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News Stephen Colbert on Washington State’s Failed GMO Labeling Initiative – Just Eat It! (Satire)
11-12-2013
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Farm Wars
Stephen Colbert rips apart GMOs and calls for no labeling on anything - just eat it! This is hilarious, and spot on satire. VIDEO
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News ObamaClothes
11-11-2013
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Wendy McElroy
(Man approaches WalMart cashier.)
"Hello, I'd like to buy these blue jeans please."
"Certainly, sir. Do you live in this county?"
"Huh? No, I'm from Smithville, the next county over."
"I'm sorry, sir. We can't sell you these."
"What? Why no
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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, November 10, 2013 Edition
11-08-2013 John Semmens
Health Secretary's Big Announcement
After titillating the media for the past few days with hints of a “big announcement,” Secretary of Health and Human Services Kathleen Sebelius told an audience in Atlanta that her office was taking a “historic s
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News Jon Stewart Tears Into Obama For His Broken Promises On Obamacare
11-06-2013
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Business Insider
Jon Stewart engaged in another blistering takedown of President Barack Obama on Tuesday night's "Daily Show," this time skewering him over a 2009 promise that now is broken.
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News Sex Education In The Internet Age - (Still Mortifying Parents)
11-02-2013
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Even for enlightened "liberal" parents,...explaining reproduction of the species to your kids will give you apoplexy.
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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, November 3, 2013 Edition
11-01-2013 John Semmens
Press Secretary Insists President Didn't Break Promise
As the first wave of Americans are discovering that they can't keep heath insurance plans they like, the impression that President Obama lied to them is seeping into public awareness. Analysts
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News Taming Strange
11-01-2013
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southparkstudios.com
When Ike hits puberty, he and Kyle start to grow apart. To save their relationship, Kyle takes Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.
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News 'SNL' Obamacare website parody not far from truth (Video)
11-01-2013
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wtop.com
A "Saturday Night Live" parody of Obamacare and the healthcare.gov website got a lot of laughs when "SNL"'s Kate McKinnon portrayed Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius.
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News Watch This Never-Before-Seen Star Wars Blooper Reel While You Still Can
10-29-2013
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Wired.com
Star Wars fans at San Diego Comic Con this summer were treated to a rare, delightful thing:
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News AHalloween.mov
10-28-2013
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This year, I'm going as a much younger Tim Slagle for Halloween. Twenty years ago I recorded the bit that would become my signature. it has been copied by many, but there is no substitute for the original.
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News Obamacare: More Than a Glitch
10-28-2013
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Taxpayer-funded commercials paint a rosy picture of the Affordable Care Act. But let's face it, Obamacare is unworkable. Enjoy our parody.
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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, October 27, 2013 Edition
10-25-2013 John Semmens
GOP Healthcare Bill Denounced
Senator Ron Johnson's (R-Wisc) proposed legislation, the “If You Like Your Health Plan, You Can Keep It Act,” was immediately denounced by Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev) as “out of line.”
“This bill woul
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News Jon Stewart Delivers Blistering Takedown of Obamacare Rollout: Dems Can't 'Spin This Turd'
10-23-2013
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Daily Paul.com
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News This Bad Lip Reading of Game of Thrones Is Hilarious
10-20-2013
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Wired.com
Remember when Littlefinger leaned over to Sansa during a jousting scene in Game of Thrones and whispered, “How do you feel about people who go, ‘Hadouken’?” No?
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Opinion SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News
SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, October 20, 2013 Edition
10-18-2013 John Semmens
Confident President Opens Immigration Reform Push
Buoyed by his recently successful “no negotiation” negotiations with Congressional Republicans, President Obama demanded that “the long overdue and urgently imperative legalization of the millions
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News Toilets of Satan!
10-14-2013
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Anthony Rogers
Without comment.
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News Telekinetic Coffee Shop Surprise
10-14-2013
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What if telekinesis was real? How would you react? Our hidden camera experiment captures the reactions of unsuspecting customers at a New York City coffee shop as they witness a telekinetic event.
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Headlines: Telekinetic Coffee Shop Surprise -- Toilets of Satan! -- SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, October 20, 2013 Edition -- This Bad Lip Reading of Game of Thrones Is Hilarious -- Jon Stewart Delivers Blistering Takedown of Obamacare Rollout: Dems Can't 'Spin This Turd' -- SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, October 27, 2013 Edition -- Obamacare: More Than a Glitch -- AHalloween.mov -- Watch This Never-Before-Seen Star Wars Blooper Reel While You Still Can -- 'SNL' Obamacare website parody not far from truth (Video) -- Taming Strange -- SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, November 3, 2013 Edition -- Sex Education In The Internet Age - (Still Mortifying Parents) -- Why did the Libertarian cross the road? -- Jon Stewart Tears Into Obama For His Broken Promises On Obamacare
-- SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, November 10, 2013 Edition -- ObamaClothes -- Stephen Colbert on Washington State’s Failed GMO Labeling Initiative – Just Eat It! (Satire) -- SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, November 17, 2013 Edition -- French weathergirl stuns viewers with nude report -- SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, November 24, 2013 Edition -- The Wisdom of a Peasant -- Millennials in the Workplace Training Video -- SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, December 1, 2013 Edition -- Will Ferrell co-anchors North Dakota newscast as Ron Burgundy -- People Think The Onion's Hilarious 'Stop And Kiss' Video Is Real
-- Bohemian Rhapsody: Star Wars Edition (Publisher Recommended) -- SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, December 8, 2013 Edition --
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