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U.S. Hockey Team Melts Down Gold Medals to Replace Missing Teeth

02-24-2026 • https://babylonbee.com, BabylonBee.com

Following their victory over Canada, the US Olympic Hockey Team has continued celebrating by melting down their gold medals to replace all their missing teeth.

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