LRC Planning Additional Convention Drama?
• Libertarian IntelligenceAs if the Bob Barr controversy isn't enough excitement, this mysterious little item has me curious. What is the Libertarian Matrix?
As if the Bob Barr controversy isn't enough excitement, this mysterious little item has me curious. What is the Libertarian Matrix?

Republicrat Lite is the only way to be, compromising libertarian ideology. Please forget that you have integrity. Going down that path just leads to anarchy.
Anarchist purge, anarchist purge. We're all in for an anarchist purge.
We're taking out hits on you fundamental fringe. You're getting in the way of our marijuana binge. Your rigid principles just make reformers cringe. We can make government better flopping like a rusty hinge.
Anarchist purge, anarchist purge. We're all in for an anarchist purge.
If you submit to us as your saving lord, we can take by storm every rural water board. You think you're so smart with your calls for using gold. We don't understand, so it's getting kind of old.
You have no idea how to run a tight machine. We'll show you how to inhale and become a libertine. Thinking is for nerds and that's all you'll ever be. We'll register our guns in the name of liberty.
Anarchist purge, anarchist purge. We're all in for an anarchist purge.
Everybody!
Reformers love me this I know,
'cause their BS tells me so.
To the Libertarian Party I don't belong,
they are weak while I am strong.
Yes, reformers love me
Yes, reformers love me.
Yes, reformers love me.
Their BS tells me so.
Republicrat Lite is what they want to be,
nothing to do with anarchy.
They'll get LPers elected, just you wait,
as soon as they're done with their self-fellate.
Yes, reformers love me
Yes, reformers love me.
Yes, reformers love me.
Their BS tells me so.
They know better is what we've heard,
to advocate abolishing the Federal Reserve.
Proven candidates is what we're told.
Except Ron Paul,'cause he talks about gold.
Yes, reformers love me
Yes, reformers love me.
Yes, reformers love me.
Their BS tells me so.
Just shut up and take the blue pill. You'll feel a lot better in the morning. Or is that mourning?