Oh, isn't this just wonderful---yet another lovely war.   Even though we can't afford the two we now have we're just going to invade and make war on another country.  

Well, we're going to need money, lots and lots of money to make these wonderful wars on these sand-box countries.   Now, where can we get it?  

Ah yes, you're quite right dog (my faithful companion), we can copy one of Emperor Caligula's neat ideas; we'll just whore out all the Senator's and Congressmen's wives and daughters. The clowns on Capitol Hill allow this insanity, so why not help the 'war effort'? 

Bush x 2 

He finally got one of his very own.