Yeah, TSA should soon start recruiting among rapists and sex molesters for this job.  Although actually, there's a good way to counteract that and it's by simply moaning and groaning to one's heart's content as the those filthy idiots grope you.  If we all do this and make a great spectacle of it, I have a feeling that such handling would be promptly stopped.

TSA has been screwing us over for years...and now they want to see if they can compensate for their shortcomings with a little Fore-play?

I'm asking for a cigarette--I tell you what!