For a while my phone had this ring tone that was so lyrical that it formed words in my mind. I can't type the tune but here are the words that aggregated around it: Santa was a fag at least the people would all say that he used to dress in drag and join in all of the raindeer games which really wasn't that bad, he looked happy and he was loosing weight but then he told his dad worst day he ever had. A phantasm of drunken stupor or dire prophecy for our nation? You decide, dear reader.

Must have been a liberal. Leftists love guns.