What happened in Fruita, Colo. is happening to all of us. We see a vampire on the road. Millions believed it was Obama.  Through Congress, we pulled the economy in reverse, and now we are spinning down the road into a canal similar to a car crash that traumatized this woman in Fruita, Colo.  The only difference is that the woman didn’t experience a bite in the neck. We have a fang in the neck, and our blood money is being sucked dry.  Soon we will all become a population of the living dead. Nothing can the Sheriffs do about it!

I used to be a vampire. Could turn myself into a bat, fly around, bite people. It was a job.

Did...did that guy just say he is a vampire?

gee i know i wasnt there or my mate what gives vampires do exist except in the mind of simpletons 

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HOLY CRAP I FORGOT ABOUT THIS ONE

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