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Creepy battery-operated TEDDY BEAR SEX TOY. Sadly, this is for real

• theregister.co.uk

NSFW What do you buy the woman that has everything? Something else, we would advise, and certainly not the latest cuddly sex toy hoping to find a place in the hearts (and between the legs) of women everywhere.

Teddy Love is a "bear that will love you forever", or least until its AA batteries run out. It offers the sort of love performance no flesh-and-blood woman or man can match.

Dawn Harmon, CEO of Teddy Love, is a marketeer who helped launch Viagra in the US.

She asked: "Have you ever seen someone walking through an airport, in a restaurant or through a place of business with a large adult toy protruding through a handbag?"

Erm. Not really, in our experience.

"Our discreet product Teddy Love can be placed anywhere," she reassures people who walk the world clutching mahoosive sex toys in public places.


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