The Apple Watch is already obsolete and it isn't even in the shops yet.
The reason is simple – it doesn't contain a laser that can actually burn stuff.
If that's what you're looking for in a smartwatch, forget about Apple and look towards the work of hobbyist Patrick Priebe.
He's knocked together what he describes as the "Bond-inspired laser watch" and it might well consign the Apple Watch to the bin of history.
That's because this isn't just some laser pointer that has been encased into a box and had a wrist strap attached to it.
No – the 1,500-milliwatt laser in this thing is powerful enough to pop a balloon or even light a candle.