Just as China was closing for trade and Europe was opening, something previously unseen happened: no, not another another GPIF or Virtu inspired marketwide stop squeeze, those are quite recurring these days. It was virtually every Bloomberg terminal around the globe suddenly going dark.

This promptly led to widespread panic among traders mostly in Europe, who were flying blind and unable to chat with other, just as clueless colleagues (the one function used predominantly on the terminal is not charts, nor analytics, but plain old chat).

It got so bad that in a world in which everything has become automated, Europe was forced to delay or cancel pricing various bond deals.

As the WSJ observed, the U.K.'s Debt Management announced in a statement Friday morning that it was postponing a scheduled buy-back of government debt "due to ongoing technical issues with the third party platform supplier," and that bids already submitted would be declared null and void.