Between the utter inability of the candidates to speak to a single issue that's important to me, and the fact that none of them has promised to reverse a single travesty of the nasty Obama Administration, as a libertarian, and a human being, I simply don't give a damn who gets the nomination as long as he or she can grind Hillary Clinton into the mud.

However I did hear about it the other day when Ted Cruz warned voters about Donald Trump's "New York Values". Apparently this made the Donald very mad, although I don't know why it should. He sounded to me like a thin-skinned politically correct fat guy complaining that somebody had referred to him as "corpulent". Or a mustachioed Latino whimpering because somebody had correctly identified him as Hispanic. Or any of the new crop of college sissies we have somehow spawned over the past twenty years or so, blubbering over each willfully-imagined slight.