And Trump? He does what Trump does:???? "He likes me. If he doesn't… I'll hit him hard." Then adds (unprompted):???? "Daddy… you're my daddy."
Yes, this actually happened. ???? And yes, it somehow turns into a flex about how NATO has never paid up until he came along. ????????

???? From awkward giggles to full-on Trumpian storytelling, you'll get:– Passive-aggressive praise– Some casual threats– A masterclass in saying "you're welcome" without saying "you're welcome"
Is this foreign policy? Or daycare group chat energy with helicopters in the background? You decide.