They say the files don't matter. The island never existed. The names were never there. Well… JUST FORGET ABOUT IT! ???? This sarcastic, edgy, AI-generated parody takes aim at the absurdity surrounding the Epstein saga, the vanished files, the mysteriously silent elite — and the ever-changing narrative. ???? From billionaires to royals, from vanished lists to vanished people — it's all just one big coincidence. Right? ???? Featuring references to: The missing Epstein flight logs The "list" everyone denies exists Pam Bondi's disappearing USB drive Prince Andrew's spa day And a whole lot of shrugging