You know the whole "global warming" thing? Let's just say that agenda is . . . not going well for us. Even our reliable mockingbirds at The New York Times are starting to admit that that particular fairy tale is falling apart.

And do you remember the "Great Reset"? I'm afraid our good friend Klaus isn't doing too well these days, either.

And can you recall our "Build Back Better" campaign? If you can recall that failed attempt at sloganeering, you're probably one of the few who do.

Not to worry, though, my Worshipful Master. We have a secret weapon in our arsenal that will allow us to continue to manipulate the masses and steer society in whatever direction we choose.

What's that? You don't know about our secret weapon? Allow me to explain . . .