The preliminary hearing for Tyler Robinson, accused assassin of Charlie Kirk, is underway. It's been action packed so far, with conservative apologists claiming that grainy video showing a figure alleged to be Robinson at Utah Valley University on the day of the shooting is explosive "evidence" that he was the lone, guilty party.

As if this footage- which never shows the individual's face clearly- wasn't enough, witnesses reported that grieving widow Erika Kirk was seen frequently dabbing her eyes with a tissue. This is, of course, one of her signature moves, and a sure fire indication that Tyler Robinson acted alone. That's literally what many users on X are proclaiming. Plus, she sat in the same row of seats, right next to Charlie's parents and sister. You know, the ones she has barely mentioned in public since the assassination. And finally, Donald Trump, Jr. was there. For emotional support, I suppose. He was a great friend of Charlie's. But then again, he used to be a great believer that the Epstein Files should be released. I don't think Ben Shapiro was in attendance, but he might as well have been. Shapiro is, of course, the Zionist zealot that Charlie Kirk told Candace Owens he couldn't stand. In a text she preserved. So naturally, the grieving widow Erika made Shapiro the key speaker at the first TPUSA event after the assassination.

While Israel's Amen Corner was bragging about this being a "slam dunk" case, a few new interesting tidbits were revealed. An FBI DNA examiner testified that the DNA found on the screwdriver alleged to have been used to take apart and put together the Mauser the authorities claim was the murder weapon, was found to contain mostly DNA from Robinson's transgender lover/roommate Lance Twiggs. He also reported that the DNA found on the towel which the gun was wrapped in when it was found in the woods, featured mostly Twiggs' DNA. Sure, they lived together, but doesn't this implicate Twiggs as much as Robinson? In another stunning bit of testimony, we learned that a second bullet was found on top of a different building. I guess there was only room for one patsy per rooftop? We were assured that this bullet belonged to a police officer, who of course was not identified. The bullet was not kept in evidence, and no one knows where it is. To be fair, no one knows where JFK's brain is, either.

If that seems like an odd way to handle evidence, the authorities also found an empty holster at the scene, and didn't save that, either. So at least they were consistent. In another parallel to the JFK assassination, where the presidential limousine was wiped clean of evidence and then flown back to Washington, D.C., and a new windshield was installed, the SUV which transported Charlie's body to the hospital was sold at auction a month after the crime. You're probably wondering why he was transported in an SUV. One might be just a bit suspicious that they had no ambulance or EMT on standby, at these kinds of events. After all, Charlie was engaging in what sometimes became heated exchanges with often deluded leftist students. And on this occasion, for whatever reason, he was elevated in almost a raised throne position, which had never been the case before, making him a sitting duck. Charlie's security team was not questioned about these unusual breaches. JFK's Secret Service detail wasn't, either.