Tim Hawkins - The Government Can
Andrew StrmicEditor's Comment: This is funny video about how the Gov't takes everything they want from us, and makes promises to get what it wants. Don't trust the Government!
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Where’s My Stimulus Money?!
• Big HollywoodROFLMAO this is funny and informative! It seems that a lot of people have completely forgotten about the billions of tax-payer dollars that have already been spent. Don’t you worry folks, I’ve got you covered. Steve the P.A. from Iowa and I hightailed it across the country to see if our money was truly being put into a legitimate recovery program… Or being spent on frivolities. Take a guess! Video at site PS: Don’t worry. Nobody actually swam in the Salton Sea during the making of this video. Well, a German tourist did, but I think he got shot.
How to Succeed as an Ayn Rand Character
• CrackedThe works of Ayn Rand include Atlas Shrugged, a popular novel on the
evils of government regulations, The Fountainhead, the story of
rebellious architect Howard Roark struggling to maintain his integrity,
and Anthem, which I didn't read because you only need the first two to
be trendy.
Goldman Sachs in Talks to Acquire Treasury Department
• Andy BorowitzIn what some on Wall Street are calling the biggest blockbuster deal in the history of the financial sector, Goldman Sachs confirmed today that it was in talks to acquire the U.S. Department of the Treasury.
According to Goldman spokesperson Jonathan Hestron, the merger between Goldman and the Treasury Department is "a good fit" because "they're in the business of printing money and
Headless Chicken For Dinner: Is “Torture” Of Terrorists Approved By Congress “Illegal”?
Edwin Sumcad
Let’s not be headless chicken destined for dinner. Monopods should go to the high court to declare Patriot Act, as amended, unconstitutional if “torture” of terrorists by the military is “illegal”, instead of asking for the neck of former president Bush for dinner.
Auto-Tune the News #6: Michael Jackson. drugs. Palin.
• youtubeOh, you are gonna love this. The only way to watch CONgress and the talking heads.
Swine Flu Fashion
• Daily MirrorSwine flu's no laughing matter but here's proof that no matter how tough it gets some people will always put a brave face on a crisis. In Mexico City people have begun decorating their swine flu face masks in a bid to raise a smile in the glo
DEAR SANTA CLAWS: HERE IS WHAT I WANT FOR THIS YEARS SOLSTICE CELEBRATION. A WISH LIST FOR FREEDOM
• deadlinelive.info/Dear Satan, er I mean Santa, First of all I have always wanted to know… Why the red suit and free toys? Are you a commie dude? And what’s with these lists you keep? Naughty or Nice? If your not with Santa your with the terrorists? Speaking for myself
Blown-Away Chihuahua Reunited With Owners
• Associated Press, Yahoo NewsWATERFORD TOWNSHIP, Mich. – Tinker Bell has been reunited with her owners after a 70-mph gust of wind picked up the six-pound Chihuahua and tossed her out of sight.
Something For The Rest Of Us!
Ed VallejoI received this e-mail from one of my Assistant Organizers this morning. I guess some people are not happy that their Beloved America is spiraling to Earth in flames...
Obama Names Bill Clinton to Presidential Post
• Iowahawk via e-mail from Winslow Joan (Thanks!)"I am pleased that Bill Clinton has agreed to come out of retirement to head up this crucial post in my administration," said Obama.
Terrific Illusion
Ernest HancockJust amazing!
Uncovered Photos of Obama's Secret Seventies Disco Funk Past
• Daily Squib via e-mailThe Daily Squib has uncovered secret photographs from the 1970's when Obama was a P-Funk master and disco dancer extraordinaire frequenting clubs like Studio 54 and The Loft.
Illinois Jeweler Selling Senate Seats
• consumerist.comA Chicago furniture store is running ads claiming that it "sells more seats than the Governor." Now a local jewelry store is literally selling Senate seats, as beautiful charms!
Awkward: "What are you doing here?": man asks wife at brothel
• Reuters.com/A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees.
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