Secret Service Warns Trump
Citing the "massive security failures that nearly resulted in former President Trump's assassination in Butler, Pennsylvania" and "the recent sudden resignation of Director Kimberly Cheatle," Acting Secret Service Direct
Administration Asserts Right to Assassinate Enemies
A 16-page internal Department of Justice memo leaked to the media asserts that any person, American citizen or not, can be legally assassinated if “a high ranking White House official deems it wa
"Most of these activists are hardly used, practically new and can stand up to a hell of a beating" said Police Commissioner Brownosky. "We could sell them on Ebay and make a pile of dough" he continued. (Base language warning)
Obama declares his intent to kick somebody's ass, though determining the specific ass to be kicked may require an executive task force. The aggression of this declaration is made all the more resounding by its delivery as a dark, looming hip hop sing
Other than correctly answering that "today is Thursday", not one substantive answer emerged from the lying, evading lips of the beleaguered BP CEO Tony Hayward during his Congressional Hearing 'testimony'. I have never seen a more brazenly contem
These workers, typically 55 or older, aren't ready to retire. But their years of work experience don't make regrouping to find the next job any easier.
The best political jokes and political/social commentary is almost always late at night. Here’s some of the best from the past week. THIS WEEK: Pretty Good.
VIDEO: Maybe Glenn Beck isn't an entire waste of space. He "tricked" Bill-O into saying "I like Weiner" on live, national television, and Bill never appeared to catch onto the joke. That moves Beck up a notch or two in my book, making him almost