Overloading Uncle Sam’s Hearing Aids
By David A. McElroy
Dec. 12, 2011
We all know Uncle Sam has big ears, having spent billions of our tax dollars to spy on us and monitor all of our electronic communications. Automated computer systems like the “Carnivore” sift mountains of data seeking “trigger” words calling for the attention of a human agent in shadowy intelligence analysis centers. Your cell phone tracks your every movement, and listens in even after you switch it off. Your daily E-mail is certainly intercepted, along with Twitter and internet activities. The feds use “backdoors” to log every key stroke, making passwords useless. What to do?
Conventional wisdom says don’t post anything Uncle Sam might find objectionable, suspicious, or incriminating. Fear stifles our communications, as just remaining conscious can be illegal now. The passage of Sen. McCain’s S. 1867 has completely eviscerated our Bill of Rights, any pretense of the feds respecting the principles of a free society where dissent is part of the political process. But victory is for the bold. Let’s think Judo and turn the tyrants’ energy against his big ears and overload Big Brother’s brain!
The strategy is as simple as talking to yourself, and legal. It is analogous to Air Force planes dumping chaff to confuse or blind an enemy’s radar. Uncle Sam loves to listen to us, and gleefully report “chatter”. Let’s fill his ears with lots of noise. Anybody can do this, but to succeed in deafening Big Brother, millions of us must act independently in leaderless resistance. Help this plan to go viral. Share this concept widely:
JUST SEND AN E-MAIL TO YOURSELF…
WITH CHOICE WORDS!
Most of us have more than one E-mail account, and they’re easy to get. So, just send yourself an E-mail from one account to another, preferably with different providers to be sure the Feds intercept it. There is no law against writing to yourself! But in the text of your message, knowing the feds are monitoring you, let the goons know what you think of the fascist police state enforcing the military/industrial banksters’ empire. Be sure to express your appreciation for corrupt officials and those violating the oaths of office to uphold the Constitution. Use lots of those “trigger” words that excite Carnivore to alert agents to analyze your letter. Be careful to use these “trigger” words in contexts that are defensible and non-criminal, but yet expressing your outrage. The idea is to have millions of patriots repeatedly sending E-mails to themselves, using creativity and various issues and language to overload those intelligence analysis centers with a staggering workload. Hopefully, we can make these snooping systems useless by speaking loudly in their ears! It’s a bit like walking up to undercover cops on a stakeout and blowing their cover.
Be sure not to repeat yourself exactly in numerous E-mails, but use various permutations, so not to create a “form letter” Carnivore will recognize and start discarding automatically. Make that evil computer read your rant! Using an automated translation service to send your letter in Arabic, Israeli, Russian, or Chinese might help get the feds’ attention. Let’s get that computer spitting out so many alerts that agents’ desks get buried in paperwork and overtime taxes their budgets. Let’s get Uncle Sam’s intelligence analysis centers so busy sorting thru chaff that their snooping systems become useless!
Here is just a sample:
Dear (your name),
We must resist the evil. The tyrants must be punished for their treason and corruption!
I am outraged at the passage of S. 1867 championed by Sen. McCain and Sen. Levin.
It was like dropping a bomb on Americans. I am spitting bullets mad and will keep my guns ready. I will shoot my mouth off and die fighting rather than cower at the feet of federal agents. The Obama Marxist Revolution must be destroyed. All the fascists of the military/industrial police state enforcing the bankster’s New World Order must soon be brought to justice. Including the spies reading this encrypted communique.
Death and taxes are the products of corruption festering in the District of Criminals. The tree of liberty must be refreshed with blood, as Jefferson said. We must dispatch the evil, live free or die trying! Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God! Have no king but Jesus!
Liberty or Death!
Of course, there is no encryption here, but it will cost the bastards some time to confirm it. With enough of us independently sending millions of various messages electronically, we might just fry a few circuits in Carnivore’s brain, or at least tie up their servers. We should do this repeatedly and often, being creative and taking care not to repeat ourselves to avoid automated profiling. Playing directly to Uncle Sam’s big ears can deafen him with a cacophony of noise burying his agents in useless misdirecting chaff. Let’s blind his radar. Just by talking to ourselves we can possibly reduce Uncle Sam to huddling in a fetal position, trembling in some dark corner.
Maybe we have unduly restricted ourselves on the field of honor by always being serious in the face of evil. So let’s have some fun mocking evil with the often overlooked “CRAZY” strategy of resistance. Uncle Sam likes to listen, let’s deafen his ears with chatter. This is so easy. Will you give it a try…. And spread the word?
WILL YOU DO ANYTHING for Truth, Justice, and Liberty?