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SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News

SEMI-NEWS: A Satire of Recent News, January 27, 2013 Edition

01-25-2013 John Semmens

Joint Chiefs Looking to Lower Combat Standards Now that Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta has decreed that women may not be excluded from front line combat positions, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Martin Dempsey ordered a review of

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