It gets awfully cold in the Afghan desert at night, and American troops
need to sometimes take desperate measures to stay warm. One smart
soldier in Afghanistan has stumbled on a trick, however: Bill O’Reilly’s
book makes some damn good kindling.
An US soldier stationed oversees took to his
Tumblr blog
to tell the Web that donations of Bill O’Reilly’s book “Pinheads and
Patriots,” which servicemen received an entire box of,
might not be the best gift for the guys and gals involved in American military operations in
Afghanistan. I suppose it does make a thoughtful 10-year anniversary
gift, though.
“Some jerk sent us two boxes of this awful book (SPOILER ALERT:
George Washington — Patriot; George Soros — Pinhead) instead of anything
soldiers at a remote outpost in Afghanistan might need, like, say, food
or soap,” blogs the soldier.
He adds that the decision to set the box of books ablaze came from his commander.
As blogged photos of the O’Reilly effigy went viral, the soldier returned days later to respond to the meaning behind the fire.
1 Comments in Response to Soldiers burn O'Reilly books
They could also wipe their asses with them.