The results of the Iowa caucus have the news media spinning a "victory" for Mitt Romney, the Goldman-Sachs candidate, and the supposedly all-but-inevitable nominee of his party. Just why he was deemed the "frontrunner"
before even a single vote had been cast is a mystery known only to the
professional pundits, who seem to have bestowed this title on him
because of his perfect hair and his perfectly unauthentic persona. Romney is the Stepford Candidate, robotically repeating those phrases which are expected of him with all the conviction of a simulacrum. Which leads one to wonder: how can this preprogrammed human automaton ever hope to defeat the personable and relatively authentic Obama?
For those with more imagination, the victor in this fight has been Rick Santorum,
whose surge toward the end put him within a dozen or so votes of
Romney. Hours after the results were announced, we were treated to the
sight of breathless commentators anointing a candidate with no money and
no real conservative credentials as the One True Anti-Romney who could snatch the crown from Mitts brow.
