Frankly, it's getting hard not to laugh out loud thinking about it, given how fewer and fewer people could care less what the Fed has to say. For 102 years, they have been the most destructive financial entity on the planet; and since their latest, global fiat Ponzi scheme peaked at the turn of the century, they have proven to the world that everything they say is wrong; and every action they take a miserable failure.

From 2000 to 2008, the Fed pushed the last bit of string they had; until finally, spectacularly, their ill-begotten, ill-fated monetary system – "turbo-charged" with "nuclear" financial engineering; the corporate takeover of Washington; and the end of a golden age of financial journalism; pushed the global economy to the edge of ruin.