There's nothing quite like a grotesquely lopsided "economic recovery" in which a handful of cities boom, while the rest of the nation stagnates. Even worse, millennials living in such chosen cities face one of two options. Either live in mom and dad's basement, or face a standard of living far more similar to 19th tenement standards than the late 1990's tech boom.

With that out of the way, I want to introduce you to what a $1,000 per month rental in the San Francisco Bay area looks like. Shipping containers:

Don't worry, there's a lovely garden out back:

We learn more from Bloomberg:

Luke Iseman has figured out how to afford the San Francisco Bay area. He lives in a shipping container.

The Wharton School graduate's 160-square-foot box has a camp stove and a shower made of old boat hulls. It's one of 11 miniature residences inside a warehouse he leases across the Bay Bridge from the city, where his tenants share communal toilets and a sense of adventure. Legal? No, but he's eluded code enforcers who rousted what he calls cargotopia from two other sites. If all goes according to plan, he'll get a startup out of his response to the most expensive U.S. housing market.

"It's not making us much money yet, but it allows us to live in the Bay Area, which is a feat," said Iseman, 31, who's developing a container-house business. "We have an opportunity here to create a new model for urban development that's more sustainable, more affordable and more enjoyable."