Fake news site Buzzfeed just published a fake news story that is so fake, it's not even fake news. "It's just fake," as Kellyanne Conway put it. The editor of Buzzfeed himself says he has "serious reason to doubt the allegations in it," but he published it anyway because this is "how we see the job of reporters in 2017." So, the role of reporters is to just barf out whatever anyone throws at them? The dossier implicates the president-elect in everything from being a stooge for the Russian government to demanding women pee on him. It's written like a prank from our side to lampoon how gullible and biased their side is. It's also a good jumping-off point to discuss 10 other myths about our next president.

(1) TRUMP IS AN ADMITTED SEXUAL PREDATOR
Jesus LORD in heaven above am I sick of talking about a private conversation two guys had in a bus 11 years ago. I'm honestly stunned this devoured so much of the presidential election. It's completely irrelevant, but if you really want to get into the nitty-gritty of the whole thing, it's the opposite of sexist. That's right. Trump was marveling at what groupies let you get away with and saying it's crazy. It's the same as the time he said he could "shoot somebody" in the middle of Fifth Avenue and get away with it. The tone was "Can you believe this shit? These women will basically let you do anything." Megyn Kelly said he "grabbed women against their will." This is a lie. He said, "They let you do it. You can do anything. Grab them by the pussy. You can do anything."

The real problem here is that people revile Trump so much they can't imagine women adore him as much as, say, Elvis, who kissed whoever he wanted whenever he wanted. Sorry, libs, money and power are a bigger aphrodisiac than being a "feminist ally."