In addition to Tinder and Match, Hing, OKCupid, BLK, Chispa, Plenty of Fish, Bumble, and Badoo have all agreed to help fight "vaccine hesitancy" by offering free premium access and content to daters who show proof of vaccination through the apps.

Users who receive Chinese Virus injections will get special "boosts," "super likes," "stickers," and other pointless things that will make them feel special as the spike proteins that have been inserted into their bodies eat away at their cells, DNA and brain tissue.

Injected users will also now be allowed to search for other injected users as the perfect match for a potential life partner – though hopefully all of them recognize that they should not expect to ever have any children in the future.

"Human connection is so vital for healthy lives – it's why I am so committed to this business," announced Shar Dubey, CEO of Match Group.

"We are honored to work with the White House on increasing vaccinations across America, which will allow people to once again meet in person and engage in meaningful ways. This will make dating safer for everyone, everywhere."