Zelensky has made billions in laundering aid money for the Unites States and has staved off an audit of the funds until Paul sent Zelensky the $600.01.

"The law was put in place to come down on middle class Americans and leave billionaires and foreign oligarchs who profit off the backs of American taxpayers untouched. But I got them!" Paul said in an exclusive interview with Genesius Times.

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Rand Paul Venmos $600.01 to Ukraine so the country's finances will have to be audited pic.twitter.com/k2Il0aa1aH
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As of Jan. 1, mobile payment apps like Venmo, PayPal and Cash App are required to report commercial transactions totaling more than $600 per year to the Internal Revenue Service.

Spokespeople for Zelensky told media outlets at the time that he had ensured that all the money laundering had been down in a completely discrete manner and that 10% had gone to the Big Guy.