This time, McDonald's most famous fry guy had the nerve to refer to liberals allied against him as "the enemy within." (In other news, water is wet, the entire cancer industry is a scam, and those aren't clouds.) At the sound of this verbal napalm dropping, delicate democratic snowflakes began melting in petulant public puddles.

"Donald Trump is suggesting that his fellow Americans are worse 'enemies' than foreign adversaries," a Harris campaign spokesperson sniveled in a statement. "Until recently, this kind of language was not a normal part of American presidential politics," The Atlantic sulked in a piece comparing Trump to Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, Mao Zedong, and Pol Pot. "CNN Anchor Left Lost for Words By Trump's Chilling Enemy Within Comments," a Daily Beast headline roared before popping a Xanax and wrapping itself in a weighted blanket.

Chilling? Sinister? Dangerous? Can so-called reporters even get a grip? "Trump unplugs his grandmother's CPAP machine to charge his phone," is chilling. "McDONALD found guilty of handing out fentanyl laced fries," is sinister. "Federer calls Nadal a butthead," is not a headline or a news story.

I tried to get ChatGPT to weigh in on whether or not the Donald was way off base in his accusations, but the poor bot simply couldn't cough up any intel. On moral grounds, apparently.

So I tried a different, hypothetical question.

Did you hear the GULP, too?

ChatGPT hates having to expose democrats.

On MSNBC's Morning Joe show, host Joe Scarborough nearly lost his mind over Trump's vitriolic verbiage. "I really don't know where this puts us as a country," a dramatically somber Scarborough moaned. "I've never heard a politician call his opponent 'the enemy within' and say he's going after them."