Now, The Babylon Bee can reveal what the crew of the Artemis II mission discovered on the other side of the moon:

Rocks: Lots and lots of rocks.

A Starbucks: Man, they really are everywhere.

1,000,000,000 Mylar birthday balloons: So that's where they all end up.

A Somali daycare: The owner says it has a huge client base and is totally legit.

A Shohei Ohtani home run ball: Not even Earth's atmosphere can contain his power.

Several boxes labeled "Epstein Files": Someone must have been trying really hard to keep these from being found.

Amelia Earhart: Always the last place you'd think to look.

The Chinese moon base that's been there for years: Ope! Sorry, didn't know anyone was already here.

What an incredible treasure trove of amazing artifacts. What else did you expect them to find? Let us know in the comments.