Is it because she is aloof?  A goof?  A doof?  She is a real woof?  Is this a spoof?  She likes Bill to use the loofah?  She plans on the hoof?  She has a crooked front toof?  When Obama is elected she will be gone in a poof?  She is a real woof?  She likes to raise the roof?  She has lost her yoof? 

 

We may never know.

 

source (that has probably been corrected or deleted by now, but I have the image)